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    Penis Beaker

    I was alerted to this by a few friends on Facebook, has to be one of the strangest post-sex rituals i have ever heard.

    Penis Beaker

    Does anyone else have a similar system in place?
    Last edited by RedSauce; 9 October 2013, 11:08.

    #2
    That lot over there in Mumsnet are the most weirdest I have ever seen. And that is an achievement since I have spent a few years over here on CUK.
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #3
      Good find.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Curtains.

        Simples.

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          #5
          What happens if you get the one with her false teeth in?






          <aside>Tom Jones recommends soaking the old fella in mouthwash after a heavy workout. </aside>

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            It's not unusual.
            The Green Green Glass of Listerine.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              <aside>Tom Jones recommends soaking the old fella in mouthwash after a heavy workout. </aside>
              As long as it's not peroxyl - dipping it in hydrogen peroxide might sting a little.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                What happens if you get the one with her false teeth in?


                She'll end up with a cheesy grin.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  I was reading this thread earlier. Nutters, the lot of them.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    <cough>curtains<cough>
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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