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    Christmas bonus + bonus

    Honestly these things come in twos.

    Client called, they don't have any work for me but neither do they want to let me go. So they're going to pay me a 6 month retainer per annum, with no guarantee of work.

    Who wants to touch me?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Hartz IV is not a retainer.

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

      Who wants to touch me?
      If you pay the fare, accommodation and a decent consultancy fee (nothing Kinky though).
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        Who wants to touch me?
        I doubt I could get near it due to the fact you do it to often...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Hartz IV is not a retainer.

          Ha ha
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            I doubt I could get near it due to the fact you do it to often...
            At least twice a day
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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