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Is it too early for Champagne?

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    Is it too early for Champagne?

    Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
    Hemlock?
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Hemlock?
      No. Started with a cheeky Tiger and some chilli con carne. Then I think a glass of Pinot followed with a free massage you're entitled to with Business Class & then a cheeky champers on the plane before catching a film & then a snooze in my relaxing window seat bed.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        No. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          No. It's a Sunday, and therefore getting a bit late for it. Should be on the whiskey and ginger by now.
          Damn. Missed out on the massge as I got stuck on the phone trying to get a hotel. Everything booked at my destination, had to take a hotel 7 miles away at the next city. DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM!!!!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            They heard about you on the plane:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              They heard about you on the plane:

              I don't fly coach.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                It's NEVER too early for Champagne.

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                  #9
                  I made some very nice gin martinis yesterday. Hendrick's gin, Noilly Prat, orange bitters. Shaken with ice. and served with lemon zest.
                  ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Or shall I slip in a wee gin and tonic?
                    I would not personally slip wee into a gin and tonic.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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