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    Things you don't need

    Now I know many women are tulip at parking so parking assist systems are popular but do you need one if you drive a mini?

    New MINI technology revealed - pictures | 8 | Auto Express
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    Lady Tester complains that she doesn't have a parking 'piepdinges' (English; bleepthingy) on her Fiat 500.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      It's not about the size of the car, but the visibility afforded.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        It's not about the size of the car, but the visibility afforded.
        WHS. Some smaller cars have crap mirrors and you can’t see the curb to get it really close without touching.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          It's not about the size of the car, but the visibility afforded.
          WHS, a car that offers a good view of a fit woman sitting in it always gets my vote.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Had parking sensors on a brand new Ranger Wildtrak. Wife revered the thing into a lamp post. One asking how, was told she knew that once they were beeping constantly, you still had a few inches you could go back. Apparently not...

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost

              It's got ABS too. Which doesn't work coz the ABS light is on.
              That's an instant MOT fail so you need to get it fixed.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #8
                Originally posted by Hairy View Post
                Had parking sensors on a brand new Ranger Wildtrak. Wife revered the thing into a lamp post. One asking how, was told she knew that once they were beeping constantly, you still had a few inches you could go back. Apparently not...
                Lady Tester once drove a Mercedes into a hedge, forwards, very slowly and carefully. This, with parking sensors AND a star thingy sticking out on the front. Her excuse was the same.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  It's got ABS too. Which doesn't work coz the ABS light is on.
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  That's an instant MOT fail so you need to get it fixed.
                  WHS; get the garage to switch the light off.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hairy View Post
                    Had parking sensors on a brand new Ranger Wildtrak. Wife revered the thing into a lamp post. One asking how, was told she knew that once they were beeping constantly, you still had a few inches you could go back. Apparently not...


                    My 5 series had parking sensors on the back, but they proved largely useless to me in the first few months; beeping getting slightly more frantic still meant I had room. I usually waited for the flatline noise.

                    I would rather a voice shouting 'YOU NEED TO STOP NOW'
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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