View Full Version : Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?

17th June 2005, 13:49
Where are you going on holiday this year?

Or are you Too Drunk to F uck

traj in "Dead Kennedies in the ears at the mo" mode.

17th June 2005, 13:59
and suggest I might spend some time with the "man with the dogs", although he's a bit of a "terminal preppie".
I'll drive down in my "buzzbomb", although it was a bit dodgy, but it was in the garage and you have to "trust your mechanic", after all he is a "well paid scientist".
Unless of course I come down with "the government flu", after working in the 'Kepone factory" but I have been eating lots of chicken soup, after all "soup is good food".
I might just spend the weekend "stealing people's mail"
etc. Bored now.

17th June 2005, 14:06
I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

17th June 2005, 14:09
There once was a woman,
A strange kind of woman,
The kind that gets written down in history.
Her name was Nancy,
Her face was nothing fancy
She loved everyone and gave a good return!

17th June 2005, 14:10
have you got any Lonnie Donnegan 78's?

17th June 2005, 14:12
Is my @#%$ big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
Pull my strings and I'll go far

And when I'm rich
And meet Bob Hope
We'll shoot some golf
And shoot some dope