Do I have it? Or am I just a miserable arsehole?
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostWould you like to borrow some blue pants ?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat do I need to do, put a deposit down?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostSurely you need to borrow the pants because you've put a deposit down?
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anywayPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPredictable, but good.
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anywayDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPredictable, but good.
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anywayAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPredictable, but good.
The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAre we talking about an 'access' or an 'exit' slit here?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI guess it would depend. I'd say access, because I think that was the way they were designed to be used [I know this from rhubarb].Comment
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