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Irritable Bowel Syndrome

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    Irritable Bowel Syndrome

    Do I have it? Or am I just a miserable arsehole?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Would you like to borrow some blue pants ?

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      #3
      Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
      Would you like to borrow some blue pants ?
      What do I need to do, put a deposit down?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #4
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        What do I need to do, put a deposit down?
        Surely you need to borrow the pants because you've put a deposit down?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Surely you need to borrow the pants because you've put a deposit down?
          Predictable, but good.

          The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Predictable, but good.

            The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway
            Your nickname isn't Miss Whiplash by any chance ?
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #7
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Predictable, but good.

              The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway
              Are we talking about an 'access' or an 'exit' slit here?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Predictable, but good.

                The pants have got a rear access 'slit', so perhaps not the best solution for your issue anyway
                Could be useful in saving a few valuable seconds in an emergency. No need to drop them, just part cheeks and pants in one easy movement
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Are we talking about an 'access' or an 'exit' slit here?
                  I guess it would depend. I'd say access, because I think that was the way they were designed to be used [I know this from rhubarb].
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I guess it would depend. I'd say access, because I think that was the way they were designed to be used [I know this from rhubarb].
                    Access. And not in a good way.

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