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    Sniff, sniff, sniff, cough, sniff,sniff

    Listen love it's terrible you've got a cold, but the office is dead quiet, you can here a pin drop and all I can hear is you fooking sniffing & spluttering. No do me a favour, blow your nose or fook off home before I belt you over the head with my laptop & drag your dead carcass into my car and drop your corpse in the middle of Death Valley.

    WTF is wrong with some people!!!! mad
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    You are a permie now, one of the only benefits is taking time off sick
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      You are a manager now, one of the only benefits is getting an underling to do it for you...
      FTFY HTH
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #4
        Go over and loudly give her a tissue.

        I'm too mean to do that on public transport as I like watching people suffering.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Listen love it's terrible you've got a cold, but the office is dead quiet, you can here a pin drop and all I can hear is you fooking sniffing & spluttering. No do me a favour, blow your nose or fook off home before I belt you over the head with my laptop & drag your dead carcass into my car and drop your corpse in the middle of Death Valley.

          WTF is wrong with some people!!!! mad
          Are you still pretending to be in America?

          No sick pay over there. I guess they soldier on until death.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            Are you still pretending to be in America?

            No sick pay over there. I guess they soldier on until death.
            Don't they shoot each other in the office?
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              close your office door? oh...wait...you don't have one and are working in an open plan?
              Join IPSE

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Listen love it's terrible you've got a cold, but the office is dead quiet, you can here a pin drop and all I can hear is you fooking sniffing & spluttering. No do me a favour, blow your nose or fook off home before I belt you over the head with my laptop & drag your dead carcass into my car and drop your corpse in the middle of Death Valley.

                WTF is wrong with some people!!!! mad
                Someone has a cold in Arizona?

                They must have caught it off some germ-ridden guy who's just flown over there from the UK
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #9
                  Too late, had a shovel to hand. Now how do I get the body out of the office without being seen.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Too late, had a shovel to hand. Now how do I get the body out of the office without being seen.
                    I repeat my comment above.....
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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