The good things about being pinched.

[OwlHoot]

* You can immediately tell if you're awake

* You can slap the pincher if he's someone else

* If the pinch is more than an inch, you know you need to lose some weight

and probably loads of others ..

[RedSauce]

* You can immediately tell if you're awake

* You can slap the pincher if he's someone else

* If the pinch is more than an inch, you know you need to lose some weight

and probably loads of others ..

If it is followed by a punch it is probable the 1st day of the month

[mudskipper]

Unless you say "white rabbits"