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[vetran]

Baldness fix from foreskin follicles

Boffins from America and the UK are claiming success in the decades-long hunt to create new hair follicles: they've successfully grown follicles in the lab, on circumcised foreskins.

The Columbia University / Durham University group of biologists, geneticists and dermatologists took cells from newborns' foreskins, and grew them in a 3D culture, which they found allowed the cells to create new hair follicles.

How did they keep a straight face when describing it?

[d000hg]

I didn't realise most men had hairy foreskins.

[rhubarb]

This is brilliant news for those who want a hairy bell end.

[SimonMac]

I have never yet met a woman who has said, yeah I like cocks but could do with one that is a bit more hiary

[Paddy]

I am a bit confused, is the idea to grow hairy foreskins, give them a rub to make them big and stretch them over the bald head?

[vetran]

I think they used Foreskin as they are a waste product and from a live non diseased donor.

If they used skin from Cadavers for what is a cosmetic purpose it would be seen as ghoulish.

I suspect they will move on to using other parts of the body later.

Its good marketing in research.

[amcdonald]

You'd look a bit silly with curly cock hair on your head as well

[Paddy]

You'd look a bit silly with curly cock hair on your head as well

Not too bad

[Zippy]

Wow, has nobody done the dickhead joke yet?

[vetran]

Wow, has nobody done the dickhead joke yet?

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