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    Be careful when singing in the lift. Especially when the song in question is called "big morning poo"
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Mine yesterday was embarrassing for different reason.

    Don't ask me how, but Dr. Jones by Aqua was stuck in my head and I had to let it out.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
      Mine yesterday was embarrassing for different reason.

      Don't ask me how, but Dr. Jones by Aqua was stuck in my head and I had to let it out.
      Could have been worse, you could have been dancing round the lift singing "I'm a Barbie Girl" as the doors opened....
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        I've got 'Jerusalem' going round in my head after it was mention by child #3 this morning.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I've got 'Jerusalem' going round in my head after it was mention by child #3 this morning.
          The Mark E Smith version I hope - "It was the fault of the government-ah!"

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            #6
            I got caught doing the Thoroughly Modern Millie lift tap dance once.

            Embarrassing.

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Singing "Urban Guerilla" never goes down well.
              Could be worse...




              Especially if you get off on the HR floor
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Last line from Killing In The Name.

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                  #9
                  Magical Trevor
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Project Monkey View Post
                    Last line from Killing In The Name.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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