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Ahoy Midshipman - prepare for Boarding!

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    Ahoy Midshipman - prepare for Boarding!

    SEX CRAZED FISH keeping hapless Southamptonites awake

    Experts have suggested that a night-time humming keeping residents along Hampshire's Southampton Water from their kip may be the result of randy fish.

    Bleary-eyed people living close to the estuary have complained of hours of persistent throbbing, kicking off at 10pm, the Telegraph reports.
    .........
    A plausible culprit is the male Midshipman fish, which uses its swim bladder to vocalise a call to females. The shouty piscine is well known to those living along the Duwamish Waterway in West Seattle, who've been suffering the "kind of creepy" drone for some time.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Southampton is full of low class street hookers, I think the throbbing sounds come from Ford Mondeos parked near the docks.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      .........
      A plausible culprit is Mudskipper, which uses its bladder regularly. The shouty piscine is well known to those living along the Duwamish Waterway in West Seattle, who've been suffering the "kind of creepy" screaming orgasms for some time.
      FTFY
      Last edited by northernladuk; 25 October 2013, 12:32.
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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        FTFY
        Naughty

        You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to northernladuk again.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          FTFY


          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Naughty
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          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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