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    #1

    Do you have a slush fund?

    To keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.

    Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
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    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    To keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.

    Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
    No, but I am measuring up your slippers and dressing gown for size.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      No, but I am measuring up your slippers and dressing gown for size.
      In true Old Greg style I hope

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        #4
        Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
        In true Old Greg style I hope
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Russian language has a word for this, AtW will know it!

          My two brothers each had theirs at my mothers, hidden in Tabbaco tins....

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            #6
            Originally posted by zoco View Post
            To keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.

            Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
            WTF! you mean you don't already have a mistress!
            McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
            Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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              #7
              Coincidence, appeared in G+ just now:
              “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                #8
                Originally posted by zoco View Post
                To keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.

                Actually, if my missus knew I had one she probably would file for divorce....
                Yep, it's called the company account.
                Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zoco View Post
                  To keep you off skid row in case your missus suddenly decides to get it on with your best mate and hires some man hating divorce lawyer to get you kicked out of home and blocked from seeing your kids.
                  My missus IS my best mate.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    My missus IS my only mate.
                    FTFY

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