I thought I would share this as it made me laugh,
A random email correspondence today between BGG & I:
In which I happened to mention that I plan on celery for lunch & his response was:
“I’m too afraid to eat it, since it’s well known that eating celery consumes more calories than digesting the celery itself.
Hence, you are using up more energy, than exists in the celery in the first place.
This in turn confuses one of the laws of physics and thermodynamics, which states that “Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, merely changed”.
Using up by eating, implies a diminishing of the available energy.
Which scares the willies off me, because whilst you may be changing the energy state during consumption, what happens when all the celery has gone ? That there is no more energy to transform ?
The Laws of Thermodynamics are not very clear on this point, viz-a-viz Celery Consumption, so I would postulate BGG’s Celery Law
1. “When the last atom of celery is consumed, the on-going transformation of energy from one state to another enters an unknown state. In order to measure this unknown state, one needs a Schrodinger’s Cat. However, since no one has actually even seen a Schrodinger’s Cat, and even if they did, their act of observation would likely result in a 50% likelihood of death (of the cat), the state of celery cannot be determined, and thus the universe goes in to a sulky fit and then unravels. Probably.”
I would like to mention that I did indeed eat the celery & the universe has not unravelled – you may have noticed this.
A random email correspondence today between BGG & I:
In which I happened to mention that I plan on celery for lunch & his response was:
“I’m too afraid to eat it, since it’s well known that eating celery consumes more calories than digesting the celery itself.
Hence, you are using up more energy, than exists in the celery in the first place.
This in turn confuses one of the laws of physics and thermodynamics, which states that “Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, merely changed”.
Using up by eating, implies a diminishing of the available energy.
Which scares the willies off me, because whilst you may be changing the energy state during consumption, what happens when all the celery has gone ? That there is no more energy to transform ?
The Laws of Thermodynamics are not very clear on this point, viz-a-viz Celery Consumption, so I would postulate BGG’s Celery Law
1. “When the last atom of celery is consumed, the on-going transformation of energy from one state to another enters an unknown state. In order to measure this unknown state, one needs a Schrodinger’s Cat. However, since no one has actually even seen a Schrodinger’s Cat, and even if they did, their act of observation would likely result in a 50% likelihood of death (of the cat), the state of celery cannot be determined, and thus the universe goes in to a sulky fit and then unravels. Probably.”
I would like to mention that I did indeed eat the celery & the universe has not unravelled – you may have noticed this.
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