Comedians launch petition to make Tony Blair a saint | Political Scrapbook
Sounds like an excellent idea.
To be a saint, you have to be dead.
Saints have traditionally died horrible deaths - some ideas for Saint Tony below:
St Sebastian - tied to a tree and shot with arrows
St Cecilia - beheaded, but botched, so she bled to death for three days.
St Cyriacus - limbs torn off (then beheaded)
St Mercurius - Tortured with nails and burned (then beheaded)
St Valentine - Clubbed and stoned (then beheaded)
St Lawrence - Roasted alive on a giant grill.
St Ignatius - eaten by lions
St Bartholemew - flayed, then crucified upside down
St Catherine - sentenced to death on the breaking wheel, but ended up being beheaded.
Sounds like an excellent idea.
To be a saint, you have to be dead.
Saints have traditionally died horrible deaths - some ideas for Saint Tony below:
St Sebastian - tied to a tree and shot with arrows
St Cecilia - beheaded, but botched, so she bled to death for three days.
St Cyriacus - limbs torn off (then beheaded)
St Mercurius - Tortured with nails and burned (then beheaded)
St Valentine - Clubbed and stoned (then beheaded)
St Lawrence - Roasted alive on a giant grill.
St Ignatius - eaten by lions
St Bartholemew - flayed, then crucified upside down
St Catherine - sentenced to death on the breaking wheel, but ended up being beheaded.
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