And another thing!

[Boney M]

What is it about colleagues in the office who refill their bottles of evian or whatever with water from the water dispenser but shoving the bottle top right up to the nozzle so it rubs their germs all over the place because they sit at their desk swigging out of the bottle.

I don't want your fricking germs you ignorant *******

[d000hg]

Don't worry, I'm sure you keep a bottle of hand-sanitiser on your desk you can use, you wimp.

[Paddy]

What is it about colleagues in the office who refill their bottles of evian or whatever with water from the water dispenser but shoving the bottle top right up to the nozzle so it rubs their germs all over the place because they sit at their desk swigging out of the bottle.

I don't want your fricking germs you ignorant *******

They are not refilling them, they are merely rinsing out after having a pee in them

[doodab]

What is it about colleagues in the office who refill their bottles of evian or whatever with water from the water dispenser but shoving the bottle top right up to the nozzle so it rubs their germs all over the place because they sit at their desk swigging out of the bottle.

I don't want your fricking germs you ignorant *******

Why are you using client co's water dispenser? That's a massive IR35 fail for sure. You should be bringing your own bottled water in. Or champers.

[Boney M]

Don't worry, I'm sure you keep a bottle of hand-sanitiser on your desk you can use, you wimp.

Spray that all over the actual bit that dispenses the water? Er no thanks

[Old Greg]

What is it about colleagues in the office who refill their bottles of evian or whatever with water from the water dispenser but shoving the bottle top right up to the nozzle so it rubs their germs all over the place because they sit at their desk swigging out of the bottle.

I don't want your fricking germs you ignorant *******

Wait until the offender is at the water dispenser and then squeeze some knob pus onto his / her keyboard.

[northernladuk]

Man, you sound a delight to work with....

[Boney M]

Who me NLUK?

[Old Greg]

Why are you using client co's water dispenser? That's a massive IR35 fail for sure. You should be bringing your own bottled water in. Or champers.

An excellent idea. Ideally one would have one of those ice buckets on a stand, then take the whole lot to the gents and drink well chilled champagne out of the bottle while taking daily dump and posting on CUK. All on client time as well.

[doodab]

An excellent idea. Ideally one would have one of those ice buckets on a stand, then take the whole lot to the gents and drink well chilled champagne out of the bottle while taking daily dump and posting on CUK. All on client time as well.

Now that's what I call contracting.