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    Man nails own testicles to floor: Russian performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky nails his own testicles to cobblestones in Moscow's Red Square | Metro News

    A man was arrested after stripping naked and nailing his own testicles to the ground in broad daylight and in full view of tourists at one of the world’s most visited landmarks.

    Self-styled performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky received treatment at a clinic before being taken to a police station following the incident, which he said was a protest against Russia’s ‘police state’.
    still wincing.

    anyone willing to do similar for BN66 / IR35?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Sounds like it was only through his scrote, not his actual nads. Wimp.

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      anyone willing to do similar for BN66 / IR35?
      What? And do Hector's job for him?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by administrator View Post
        Sounds like it was only through his scrote, not his actual nads. Wimp.
        For some reason that made me spit my coffee out.
        I really must grow up. Or maybe not.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Reminds me of a story of a relative of mine who was a psychiatrist. there was a four ball playing golf in the rain and one of the players stuck his umbrella into his foot so that he could play his shot. One of them rushed into the clubhouse and asked if there was a doctor. the barman pointed to my uncle.

          The guy asks tells him that one of his friends had stuck an umbrella through his foot to which the relative asked "did he do it deliberately?". The golfer was taken aback by this and said "No" "it was an accident".
          My uncle then said "I am sorry, I can't help him".
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            Reminds me of a story of a relative of mine who was a psychiatrist. there was a four ball playing golf in the rain and one of the players stuck his umbrella into his foot so that he could play his shot. One of them rushed into the clubhouse and asked if there was a doctor. the barman pointed to my uncle.

            The guy asks tells him that one of his friends had stuck an umbrella through his foot to which the relative asked "did he do it deliberately?". The golfer was taken aback by this and said "No" "it was an accident".
            My uncle then said "I am sorry, I can't help him".
            Bit early to be drinking dodgy huh???

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              #7
              BP?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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