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    Desperate scientists kill to prove AGW

    Desperate scientists kill to prove AGW

    Bungling scientists kill world

    Bungling scientists who found the world’s oldest creature – a clam – killed it when they prized open its shell to determine its age.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    If only they'd clammed up about it, the world would never have known
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      #3
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      If only they'd clammed up about it, the world would never have known
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        How do they know it was the world's oldest? There might be an older one out there...
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Desperate scientists kill to prove AGW

          Bungling scientists kill world
          That's a shame because I'd really like to know what Ming made of the Enlightenment.

          btw, is it me or is that a picture of a bucket of cockles?
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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            How do they know it was the world's oldest? There might be an older one out there...
            Good point, let's open up some more.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Bit of superglue - no-one will know it's dead.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Bit of superglue - no-one will know it's dead.
                Good idea. They don't say a lot anyway.

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                  #9
                  Where there's blame, there's a clam.

                  Or maybe not...

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                    #10
                    typical they were being shellfish!

                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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