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    Requirements gathering in IBs

    The other dude just dropped out because he says he's been hitting the smack too hard since he's been on this contract!
    Just spoke to his wife on the phone. She'll be glad to have him home.

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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    The other dude just dropped out because he says he's been hitting the smack too hard since he's been on this contract!
    Just spoke to his wife on the phone. She'll be glad to have him home.
    International Baccalaureate?
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #3
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
      Intersex Brothel?
      FTFY

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        #4
        It's sad. I've seen a close colleague have a break down over the last month. It's best he's out of here and in rehab today.

        The Russian BA dude is close to snapping too. His eyes are glazing over in fury now. He's told me he's having trouble understanding what he's working on. I saw a trader shouting at him yesterday "your f$@&@$g dates don't line up you idiot". He sat there motionless and choked down pole. Then he offered "you've got to lower your expectations Dr".

        These guys keep odd hours and smash down the vodka during the week. It's not a healthy lifestyle.

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          #5
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          The other dude just dropped out because he says he's been hitting the smack too hard since he's been on this contract!
          Just spoke to his wife on the phone. She'll be glad to have him home.

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            #6
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            That's what I thought when he told me. But I got the full story. No BS

            You meet some odd characters that have been on the road contracting around for a long time with no base. That's not me, I've had long term gigs in one or two cities up to now

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              #7
              Originally posted by aussielong View Post
              The other dude just dropped out because he says he's been hitting the smack too hard since he's been on this contract!
              Just spoke to his wife on the phone. She'll be glad to have him home.
              What is IB?
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                What is IB?
                I can't tell you right now. Take me for a few beers and I'll explain.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  What is IB?
                  Intermittent Bulltulip.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    What is IB?
                    It's his irritable bowel that comes out of his mouth as a tulip idea every now and again.

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