Doomed!

[DimPrawn]

This is it. The doomesday scenario is unfolding.

Immigration out of control
Terrorists in our midst
Loss of personal freedoms
Rising unemployment
Jobs going east
Public services in decline
Budget defecit spiralling out of control
Personal debt unmanagable
Interest rates rising
House prices crashing
War in the Middle East
Oil and gas prices at record levels.

It's all here.

Doomed.

[Troll]

Again...it is the prophecy...

and the flat cappers shall grow restless amongst you
and their numbers will be beyond measure.
Darkness will fill the skys and the 08:32 to JFK will be cancelled

[AtW]

It all starts when SKA v2.0 BETA 1 becomes self-aware...

[AlfredJPruffock]

Its not all gloom and doom you know.

You could cheer youself up by doing your Christmas Shopping at Harrods.

What wonderfull Freedoms we have !

Oh, you dont have a job and theyve taken your credit card back?

Never mind.

And whilst the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse storm out,take a note from our great leader whom is busy holidaying in Barbados.

Weather here, Wish you were lovely.

[meridian]

....take a note from our great leader whom is busy holidaying in Barbados.

How's he going to get back
How will we cope with Two Shags in charge

[BobTheCrate]

Much as I'd like to DP, I struggle to rubbish your bullet points or counter them with any plus points.

Your list fails to mention 'ever increasing tax measures'.

It all starts when SKA v2.0 BETA 1 becomes self-aware...

Nice one AtW, nice one. Particularly being a beta version.

[DimPrawn]

http://services.silicon.com/bpo/0,38...9161292,00.htm

More than 700 jobs at insurance firm Zurich could be axed as part of plans to close its Newcastle call centre and move some of the work to India.

Zurich said it believes the business can improve its effectiveness and efficiency by operating across a smaller number of locations.

As a result of the operational review Zurich is looking to close its Newcastle call centre by the end of March next year and transfer some work out of its Cardiff and Portsmouth operations a few months later.

The proposals will affect all 505 jobs in Newcastle as well as 139 jobs in Portsmouth and 86 jobs in Cardiff.

[Pondlife]

And whilst the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse storm out,take a note from our great leader whom is busy holidaying in Barbados.

Weather here, Wish you were lovely.

Fortunately we have Mr Prescott at the helm to steer us towards calmer waters.

[wendigo100]

Fortunately we have Mr Prescott at the helm to steer us towards calmer waters.

Perhaps, as he does his token walkabout at Terminal 4 when the hubbub dies down a bit, he'll punch a token muslim.

[hugebrain]

This is it. The doomesday scenario is unfolding.

House prices crashing
Oil and gas prices at record levels.

So do you like high prices or low prices? Make up your mind, they can't both be bad.