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    British police practice new salute for Tony and Co.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

    #2
    One minute I was looking at a plane load of bombs at prestwick and then whoosh they were gone.

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      #3
      "Stay exactly where you are or my colleague will kiss you".
      We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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        #4
        I'm afraid you'll have to remove this posting

        due to the use of the banned word c*mp*t*t**n, which is no longer allowed in our socialist utopia. Please report to the middle of the second lane of the M6 for re-education.
        Why not?

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Phwoar.... dykes with guns....
          Makes them feel even more powerful than their strap-ons.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #6
            Lets just hope they dont have PMT
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Police issue a clear "stop" warning before opening fire on Japanese tourist.

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                #8
                A new bread of community wardens protect kids from grannies.

                Or

                Police Mime act at Edinburgh is a flop.
                Last edited by Paddy; 10 August 2006, 11:27.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  "Thirty five quid for a manicure, but you know, I think that shine's worth every penny. Ooh, I didn't tell you, Sarah was there having her minge waxed, so I said to Sarah . . . . ."
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    "Like whatever - speak to the hand."
                    my ferret is your ferret

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