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    This seasons man flu epidemic is on the way. I'm having a lemsip as we speak but I still have a sniffle and a sore throat.

    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    This seasons man flu epidemic is on the way. I'm having a lemsip as we speak but I still have a sniffle and a sore throat.

    Am patiently waiting my turn. I tell the missus every year how I cheat death by a whisker when it strikes. I still get no sympathy

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      #3
      Lady flu has started too. I rang Lady Tester yesterday evening and she croaked that she'd lost her voice. I commiserated her and said I'll be home this evening to comfort her.

      I might get some peace and quiet for once
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Had my sniffles for this year, and not expecting any more

        unless I catch some new strain off Suity at the CUK drinks
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          A hardened constitution by sitting in freezing cold offices and walking around town in a t-shirt, plus splicing some of Zeity's lizard DNA into me, I'm immune to man-flu.

          However, I'm a bit scaley in places.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            This seasons man flu epidemic is on the way. I'm having a lemsip as we speak but I still have a sniffle and a sore throat.

            Me too! (the man-flu, that is)
            I drink tea with a thin slice of ginger in it. Natural antiseptic. And spices the tea.

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              #7
              Originally posted by evilagent View Post
              Me too! (the man-flu, that is)
              I drink tea with a thin slice of ginger in it. Natural antiseptic. And spices the tea.
              Urrghh. You big girl. Real men lie in bed and demand sympathy. And rum.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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