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    Nuts! Whole hazel nuts!

    Or any other kind of nuts, eaten daily, are good for you.

    Go nuts! A handful a day may help you live longer, docs say - NBC News.com

    Or they're bad for you.

    YMMV.

    #2
    Make me fart so I try avoid them.

    I did get one stuck in my ear as a kid though, mum took me to the doctors. Couldn't reach it to pull it out with tweezers and the like and said he was going to operate. Thankfully the nurse came in, had one look, poured chocolate in and it came out a Treat.

    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Make me fart so I try avoid them.

      I did get one stuck in my ear as a kid though, mum took me to the doctors. Couldn't reach it to pull it out with tweezers and the like and said he was going to operate. Thankfully the nurse came in, had one look, poured chocolate in and it came out a Treat.

      Lucky for you, it could have been a marathon session in the operating theatre.

      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Make me fart so I try avoid them.

        I did get one stuck in my ear as a kid though, mum took me to the doctors. Couldn't reach it to pull it out with tweezers and the like and said he was going to operate. Thankfully the nurse came in, had one look, poured chocolate in and it came out a Treat.

        Did you Revel in that joke?

        qh
        He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

        I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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          #5
          Is this thread ever going to be back on Topic

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            Is this thread ever going to be back on Topic
            Not once you've joined the Club.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Hard work keeping this thread on topic.

              It'll be no Picnic.

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                #8
                Some really Flake-y comments on this thread.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Some really Flake-y comments on this thread.
                  Nice to see you've given it a Boost though.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    All this humour will have the ladies wanting to drop their snickers.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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