What is the bare minimum qualification required to be a recruitment consultant?

[rd409]

Agent: Good morning, I am calling you regarding an opening at one of our clients ********.
Me: Thanks for the call, but I am already being represented, and am in advanced stages of the process.
Agent: Oh, is it? Well never mind. Do you have any friends who might be interested in this role? You can earn 500 in referral bonus if they are selected for this role.
Me: <In my mind>So you are suggesting, I refer my friends as my competitors for this role?</In my mind> Why would I do that?
Agent: Well you can earn 500 tax free!
Me: Thanks, but I am sure, I can earn much more even after paying tax if I get this role.

</ slam the phone>

[DodgyAgent]

Agent: Good morning, I am calling you regarding an opening at one of our clients ********.
Me: Thanks for the call, but I am already being represented, and am in advanced stages of the process.
Agent: Oh, is it? Well never mind. Do you have any friends who might be interested in this role? You can earn 500 in referral bonus if they are selected for this role.
Me: <In my mind>So you are suggesting, I refer my friends as my competitors for this role?</In my mind> Why would I do that?
Agent: Well you can earn 500 tax free!
Me: Thanks, but I am sure, I can earn much more even after paying tax if I get this role.

</ slam the phone>

To answer your question.

A mouth and a pulse are all that is required

[vetran]

To answer your question.

A mouth and a pulse are all that is required

Pulse optional, the allusion to blood sucking parasites for some of them can be stretched to the Undead.

[Mich the Tester]

To answer your question.

A mouth and a pulse are all that is required

I thought you required big tits and loose morals from all your consultants?

[Bunk]

I thought you required big tits and loose morals from all your consultants?

Pfft, he can't be that fussy

[Bunk]

I think DA forgot the 15 gallons of hair gel requirement.

And a shiny shiny tie.

[DodgyAgent]

I thought you required big tits and loose morals from all your consultants?

as a manager of some standing I obviously can be a bit more discerning

[MicrosoftBob]

And a shiny shiny tie.

Not forgetting a distinct lack of social skills

[vetran]

Wot?

Someone's stolen all the chairs?

no the blonde one with big Norks is wearing a low cut blouse. At his age he celebrates every 'stand up'.

[DodgyAgent]

no the blonde one with big Norks is wearing a low cut blouse. At his age he celebrates every 'stand up'.

I like looking down on people .. both of them