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    I feel dirty

    The other day I ate some Tesco Value bacon (I've no idea why she bought it but Words Have Been Had) and it was quite nice.

    Then last night I had my first ever KFC burger and it was actually rather good - a nice breast of chicken in a bun.

    What dirty treats are you prepared to 'fess up to liking? I remember Heston Blumenthal admitting on TV he loves ready-made prawn cocktail mix in a plastic tub from the supermarket...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Kebab!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Used to be a big fan of frozen fish pie, also I do like krispy creme donuts.
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #4
        In my vegan days, I used on occasion to eat a Holland & Barrett 1lb porkless pie. It even had fake jelly on top.

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          #5
          McFilth Sausage & egg muffin
          Growing old is mandatory
          Growing up is optional

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            #6
            Custard slices - the kind with a thin smear of icing and custard that holds it shape when you turn it upside down
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #7
              Dog biscuits.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Used to be a big fan of frozen fish pie, also I do like krispy creme donuts.
                Surely at that price, they should be the contractor's doughnut of choice
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                  McFilth Sausage & egg muffin
                  WHJS +1

                  Filthy but oh so good
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Fray Bentos tinned Steak & Ale pie

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                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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