Explains a lot....
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Pig ******* monkeys
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostExplains a lot.... -
Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCould the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.
'My opinion of this animal has much improved during the course of my research. Where once I thought of filth and greed, I now think of intelligence, affection, loyalty, and adaptability, with an added touch of joyous sensuality — qualities without which humans would not be human.'While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.Comment
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reminds me of the latter part of Animal Farm, when men sat alongside pigs, and the other animals couldn't tell one from another.Comment
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