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    Pig ******* monkeys

    Explains a lot....
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Could the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Could the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.
      Possibly, lets see what the Mail says: 'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig': Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist | Mail Online
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        MF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.

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          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.
            'My opinion of this animal has much improved during the course of my research. Where once I thought of filth and greed, I now think of intelligence, affection, loyalty, and adaptability, with an added touch of joyous sensuality — qualities without which humans would not be human.'
            That sounds a bit dubious....
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              MF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.
              I've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Monkeys shagging pigs? Has anyone ever seen the taxi queue after a night out in Pontefract?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.
                  Aren't you due on camera now? Pork Scratchings 7 waits for no man and those rare breeds won't **** themselves.

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                    #10
                    reminds me of the latter part of Animal Farm, when men sat alongside pigs, and the other animals couldn't tell one from another.

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