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    Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

    That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

    Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

    All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

    Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Story of Suityou02's life. Her husband never pushes the right buttons.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Story of Suityou02's life. Her husband never pushes the right buttons.
      4 children says otherwise
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        4 children says she'll find someone to open the safe while you're out
        FTFY
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          You have to enter the numbers in German
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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              #7
              Have you tried

              Nein, nein, nein, nein?

              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Have you tried

                Nein, nein, nein, nein?



                That's quite good for you.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

                  That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

                  Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

                  All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

                  Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

                  Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

                  Are you sure you're cut out to stay in hotels?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Had a lovely time looking round the Christmas market yesterday and it now looks like we might be staying here for a while

                    That is unless we can get our passports out of the hotel room safe.

                    Step 1 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

                    All good. As you press the numbers they appear on the LED screen in place of dashes.

                    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

                    Doesn't beep when I press the buttons. Just displays 4 dimmed dashes and seems unresponsive.

                    Jeez, it's not rocket science.

                    Step 1 : Leaving the safe empty, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

                    Step 2 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

                    If Step 2 completes successfully, then

                    Step 3 : Place your items in the safe, close the door and enter a 4 digit code of your choice and press the lock button.

                    Step 4 : Enter your 4 digit code and the safe will spring open.

                    End If

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