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    Tom Daley and being Gay...

    My thoughts...

    Benefits of being gay:

    1. Can drink beer with boyfriend.

    2. Can talk about cars in like fuel injection mode and stuff like limited slip differentials not like it's making a funny noise or there's no petrol in it.....

    3. Tacit understanding re: offside and the finer points of a forward defensive when the ball is turning in Cricket.

    Disadvantages of being gay:

    1. Having to kiss one

    2. Touching one of their bottoms.

    3. Watching Musicals.

    Phew! Going back to hetro, Ladies, you lucky lot!

    #2
    My thoughts...

    WGAS?

    Let people do what they want in peace.

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      My thoughts...

      Benefits of being gay:

      1. Can drink beer with boyfriend.

      2. Can talk about cars in like fuel injection mode and stuff like limited slip differentials not like it's making a funny noise or there's no petrol in it.....

      3. Tacit understanding re: offside and the finer points of a forward defensive when the ball is turning in Cricket.

      Disadvantages of being gay:

      1. Having to kiss one

      2. Touching one of their bottoms.

      3. Watching Musicals.

      4. Putting up with peoples 1980's stereotypes

      Phew! Going back to hetro, Ladies, you lucky lot!
      FTFY

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        #4
        Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
        FTFY
        It's true about limited slips differentials though, you have to say...

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          My thoughts...

          Benefits of being gay:

          1. Can drink beer with boyfriend.

          2. Can talk about cars in like fuel injection mode and stuff like limited slip differentials not like it's making a funny noise or there's no petrol in it.....

          3. Tacit understanding re: offside and the finer points of a forward defensive when the ball is turning in Cricket.
          Depending which side of the PC fence you want to sit on:
          a)no reason you can't do those things if you find the right woman
          b)those only apply to proper men, clearly gays don't drink beer or know about cars or cricket
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            My thoughts...

            WGAS?

            Let people do what they want in peace.
            WHS
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              That was a shocking announcement, on par with MPs award themselves a pay rise
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                That was a shocking announcement, on par with MPs award themselves a pay rise
                IIRC he hasn't come out as gay anyway, he's just said he's currently got a boyfriend. i.e. he's bi.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  I brew the beer for Mr C.

                  HTH.
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    I learned recently that a dear friend had passed on at the unfair age of 53. He was gay and easily the person most comfortable and confident in his sexuality of everyone I've ever met.

                    Far more so than the OP, seems to me.
                    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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