Microsoft bra !

[centurian]

You'd think they would have better things to do... Maybe MS isn't the dullest of the big tech corporates after all.

BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

Now I wonder where the "Start" button is

[Pondlife]

Will you be able to use swipe gestures to make things bigger or smaller?

[MicrosoftBob]

Do you get blue nipples of death if it crashes

[CheeseSlice]

Those good old boys down at R&D.

Keep up the good work lads

[Bellona]

It's probably the closest the research team ever get to boobs

[russell]

I bet the whole project goes tits up.

[Paddy]

You'd think they would have better things to do... Maybe MS isn't the dullest of the big tech corporates after all.

BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

Now I wonder where the "Start" button is

Just above the I/O port.

[SimonMac]

You'd think they would have better things to do... Maybe MS isn't the dullest of the big tech corporates after all.

BBC News - Microsoft working on a smart bra to measure mood

Now I wonder where the "Start" button is

Ctrl-Alt-DDelete

[CheeseSlice]

Last month saw the release of a Twitter-connected bra, that tweeted every time it was unhooked to encourage women to self-examine their breasts.

That kind of confirms that it was created by some perverts who got bored of waiting to see some flesh through the curtains with their binoculars.