In the last five minutes Scottish wind farms have generated enough leaky for 2014

**Mich the Tester** · 5 December 2013, 13:09

Leaky?

I thought it was leeks that caused wind.

**CheeseSlice** · 5 December 2013, 13:10

did they manage to catch and store this electricity for future use?

**stek** · 5 December 2013, 13:10

Presumably from all the hot air expelled by Mr Salmond.

**VectraMan** · 5 December 2013, 13:14

I thought they were all switched off as soon as it got a bit windy?

**Mich the Tester** · 5 December 2013, 13:15

Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post

did they manage to catch and store this electricity for future use?

**scooterscot** · 5 December 2013, 13:16

Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post

did they manage to catch and store this electricity for future use?

Yes. The used a massive, I mean huge, whoopee cushion.

If you hear this thunderous roar of what sounds like massive slabs of ricocheting blubber assume there's been a containment failure.

**scooterscot** · 5 December 2013, 13:17

Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

I thought they were all switched off as soon as it got a bit windy?

Yeah, £10k an hour charged to the UK grid for the privilege of switching them off.

Pay up customer.

**Mich the Tester** · 5 December 2013, 13:18

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Yes. The used a massive, I mean huge, whoopee cushion.

So that's what's been inconveniencing the buses in Glasgow?

In the last five minutes Scottish wind farms have generated enough leaky for 2014