Mother in law's cooking

**BrilloPad** · 8 December 2013, 20:01

Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Mother out law's cooking

FTFY

Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanteed.

**CheeseSlice** · 8 December 2013, 20:20

If she's used 'Stornoway' I'd let her off.

**Cliphead** · 8 December 2013, 20:24

So don't have a MIL, sorted.

**Old Greg** · 8 December 2013, 20:40

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

So don't have a MIL, sorted.

Get her whacked???

Easier just to say you're vegetarian and never eat her food again.

**greenlake** · 8 December 2013, 21:57

Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Chicken, veg and black pudding stir fry served with roast potatoes and chips.

WTF.

WTF indeed. She could have at least put it all between two slices of bread or in a bap....

**d000hg** · 9 December 2013, 10:45

Other than the chips, that sounds good to me

**hyperD** · 9 December 2013, 11:06

My ex-MIL once served me runny scrambled eggs and fried pigs brains for breakfast. That was quite hard to keep down as much as the chicken feet soup.

**minestrone** · 9 December 2013, 11:07

If she told me she invented the deep fried mars bar I would believe her.

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