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qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostEven if it's fake, it's funny, especially the signatureComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostEven if it's fake, it's funny, especially the signature
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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The riposte:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I didn't know there was an Institute of Fake Letter Writing!
Well well you learn something new every dayComment
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I had to stop reading cos laughing hurts so much. I will come back another day.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI had to stop reading cos laughing hurts so much. I will come back another day.If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Oddly enough at my last premie job (Cable and Wireless) went on induction thingy and I'm sure it was presented by an Edgar Hernandez.
Extremely camp bloke, very funny, very Graham Norton, but apparently not gay/mentioned wife...Comment
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