Rattle, Rattle, Bang, Crash!

[alluvial]

What is it with people that hammer away at a keyboard as if they are trying to bludgeon it to death?
For God's sake, the bloody spacebar has not done anything to upset anyone so there is no need to hit it as if it's just insulted your mother!

[Mich the Tester]

There is no escape other than to shift to another desk, maybe tomorrow when you enter the building, but you'll have to control your frustration until the end of today.

[alluvial]

There is no escape other than to shift to another desk, maybe tomorrow when you enter the building, but you'll have to control your frustration until the end of today.

There is no escape.
Trapped in a small room, quiet as the grave.
Now, how can I sabotage his keyboard?

[Mich the Tester]

There is no escape.
Trapped in a small room, quiet as the grave.
Now, how can I sabotage his keyboard?

Maybe you could insert a rubber mat under it to dampen the noise. Otherwise you may have to resort to flying over in an F11 and bombing him.

[NotAllThere]

Send in a drone.

[minestrone]

I hammer the crap out of my keyboard, I can't help it, it is the inner musician in me.

[NotAllThere]

I hammer the crap out of my keyboard, I can't help it, it is the inner musiciandrummer in me.

FTFY

[KentPhilip]

Maybe you could insert a rubber mat under it to dampen the noise. Otherwise you may have to resort to flying over in an F11 and bombing him.

Quite right. Start hammering your F11 key

[Old Greg]

What is it with people that hammer away at a keyboard as if they are trying to bludgeon it to death?
For God's sake, the bloody spacebar has not done anything to upset anyone so there is no need to hit it as if it's just insulted your mother!

If he's going to do it anyway, you may as well go and insult his mother.

[alluvial]

Actually, I think I prefer the swivelling around suddenly in my chair and shouting "Shut the duck up! "