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Things that make you cringe by just thinking of it

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    Things that make you cringe by just thinking of it

    Had a conversation with the missus earlier that consisted of telling a story which in short finished with

    'Stepping on a needle 'eye' first'.

    The sheer thought of what that entailed made us shudder.

    Using only three words, describe what makes you cringe. I'll start with,

    Stepping on Needle
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Sooking a dick
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Eye Paper Cut
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Deborah Meaden's snatch.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          FGM
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Deborah Meaden's snatch.
            Suity popping round.

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Tramp toe job.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Had a conversation with the missus earlier that consisted of telling a story which in short finished with

                'Stepping on a needle 'eye' first'.

                The sheer thought of what that entailed made us shudder.

                Using only three words, describe what makes you cringe. I'll start with,

                Stepping on Needle
                You near kids.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  You near kids.
                  As you've posted.

                  Crocodile Dundee grope.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Ringpull Jap's Eye

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