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    Millionaire Women

    Listening to the wireless gramophone in my automobile this morning the BBC Home Service (Commonly known as Radio 4) had a news item whereby they said in ten years time millionaire females will outnumber millionaire males. Good hard working females I though, until the item came in detail saying that it would be caused by the larger number of divorce settlements and women inheriting their husband wealth.
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    #2
    I received money from the former Mme. Fleetwood in our divorce settlement.
    So there.

    F in "Vive French divorce law" mode
    We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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      #3
      Clogs! All males need to band together. I know a friend of mine who got married to this wierdo bint, and as is with British reserve, we all sang praises to her in front of him publicly, while behind his back we slagged the troglodyte off to kingdom come.

      Needless to say, they divorced after she shagged some Bangalore monkey and the poor guy was left with nothing, as the UK law says that, despite adultery, she gets half, in spite of contributing nothing over those years.

      The laws have gone to far in extremis, to the point where men cannot divorce their wives for fear of losing their only "perceived" form of wealth. Whereas I commend the vultures for progressing the marriage laws from the male Victorian bias, I fear the liberals have taken it an abridge too far.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by hyperD
        Whereas I commend the vultures for progressing the marriage laws from the male Victorian bias, I fear the liberals have taken it an abridge too far.
        Exactly. Under French law, anything you owned before a marriage will be yours in the event of a divorce. Simple,really.
        We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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          #5
          Another good reason to live on benefits...

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            #6
            Whose fault is it ?

            Look at this one-legged minger Mills, she's due for min £ 50 m. What a stupid **** that McCartney is despite his money ! Not the only one either. It seems to me that the average British male spends more time in looking for a new laptop than a potential wife. Half of us get to marry British with no checks on family background, friends or anything. The rest seem to go for anything foreign, inc ex-prostitutes from Eastern Europe and the Far East, a bit of Afro-Caribbean or asylum-seekers whose background is impossible to trace even for the Home Office. Reap what you sow.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Asterix
              Look at this one-legged minger Mills, she's due for min £ 50 m. What a stupid **** that McCartney is despite his money ! Not the only one either. It seems to me that the average British male spends more time in looking for a new laptop than a potential wife. Half of us get to marry British with no checks on family background, friends or anything. The rest seem to go for anything foreign, inc ex-prostitutes from Eastern Europe and the Far East, a bit of Afro-Caribbean or asylum-seekers whose background is impossible to trace even for the Home Office. Reap what you sow.
              She was much prettier than Linda, but its a high price to pay, probably over a million quid per blow job, thats if he's even had 50 off her which I personally doubt. Do you think she takes the leg off during bedroom nonsense?

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                #8
                Perv

                I reckon he knew about her past as a porn star, that's why he went for her. Linda (his 1st wife) was the opposite, so not tarty. Lust must have got the better of him. He'll probably use that against her if she tries to be too greedy.

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                  #9
                  A journalist asked Paul McCartney if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.

                  He replied : "Please ! Call her Heather ...."

                  (I'll get me coat)
                  Last edited by Fleetwood; 14 August 2006, 12:40.
                  We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fleetwood
                    A jounalist asked Paul McCartney if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.

                    He replied : "Please ! Call her Heather ...."

                    (I'll get me coat)
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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