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Crap Trains
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
it was decided decades ago this practice was to be discontinued its totally unsanitary, not sure why any train boss with such carriages is allowed to get a bonus?
For goodness sake its just fitting a septic tank, pretty sure they could be retrofitted on most carriages.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
I didn't realise opening the bomb bay doors on the tracks was still legally permitted?!?!? WTF?!?!?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Those old grater anglia carriages are luxurious (no exageration) compared to the first capital ones. Didn't realise the head was just a trap-door thoughComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere's some champion sized turds there too.Comment
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I thought it might have been a laugh trying to ram a brown draught excluder down the pan and leave it hanging there just as the train rolled into the station. Oh the horror!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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News at clientco regarding this mornings Rochdale to Manchester service failing to stop at any intermediate stations owing to someone depositing a tulip outside the toilet door and the train making a dash to the depot to be cleaned. Apparently the station announcements didn't mince their words. :
I like to think it was intended as a comment on the quality of Northern Rails rolling stock.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNews at clientco regarding this mornings Rochdale to Manchester service failing to stop at any intermediate stations owing to someone depositing a tulip outside the toilet door and the train making a dash to the depot to be cleaned. Apparently the station announcements didn't mince their words. :
I like to think it was intended as a comment on the quality of Northern Rails rolling stock.
Better than crapping your kecks I suppose. LOL.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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