ClientCo Vending Machine

[SimonMac]

ClientCo doesn't have a canteen so a vending machine with sandwich etc has been installed, email comes round office asking for suggestions as to what it could be stocked with.

My reply was deemed "not helpful"

Can we have some contractor friendly foods, caviar? lobster? Maybe a little champagne?

[expat]

ClientCo doesn't have a canteen so a vending machine with sandwich etc has been installed, email comes round office asking for suggestions as to what it could be stocked with.

My reply was deemed "not helpful"

How about some paleo-friendly foods? (like caviare, lobster ...)

Not likely: a lot of vending, not to mention fast food and canteens, depends on the huge profit margins available on starchy edible substances since their cost is virtually zero.

[d000hg]

What kind of contractor would eat vending machine lobster? Get it delivered by caterers each day.

[Spacecadet]

What kind of contractor would eat vending machine lobster? Get it delivered by caterers each day.

When you want lobster you want it NOW

Just like with pizza:
A1 concepts Let's Pizza - YouTube

[Old Greg]

ClientCo doesn't have a canteen so a vending machine with sandwich etc has been installed, email comes round office asking for suggestions as to what it could be stocked with.

My reply was deemed "not helpful"

You should ask that the distance from desk and price per item leave you turning a profit from every trip.

[MarillionFan]

ClientCo doesn't have a canteen so a vending machine with sandwich etc has been installed, email comes round office asking for suggestions as to what it could be stocked with.

My reply was deemed "not helpful"

Can we have some SimonMac friendly items, Playgirl? Anal Dildo? Maybe a little gerbil wearing a hard hat and a torch?

ftfy

[greenlake]

ClientCo doesn't have a canteen so a vending machine with sandwich etc has been installed, email comes round office asking for suggestions as to what it could be stocked with.