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    Causal Friday

    A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

    Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

    10 Marks.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

    Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

    10 Marks.
    its.

    Do you guys need some literate proof readers?

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      #3
      Originally posted by aardvark View Post
      its.

      Do you guys need some literate proof readers?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

        Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

        10 Marks.
        You're a tulip cook. The butterfly is irrelevant.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Child from Kawahiva tribe see's pretty butterfly
          Child tells father about pretty butterfly making him late for work on the coffee plantation (a job he resents but needs must as the contractors in the UK all bought expensive mahogany furniture causing a biodiversity disaster in the area which leaves no free fertile land to tend)
          Price of coffee goes up because of lost production
          Suity01 buys supermarket own brand coffee
          Suity02 sends him back as she doesn't want cheap crap
          Suity01 buys a bottle of single malt whilst he's there
          Suity01 drinks single malt and falls asleep whilst in charge of Turkey on xmas day
          Burnt turkey

          It happens all the time.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Child from Kawahiva tribe see's pretty butterfly
            Child tells father about pretty butterfly making him late for work on the coffee plantation (a job he resents but needs must as the contractors in the UK all bought expensive mahogany furniture causing a biodiversity disaster in the area which leaves no free fertile land to tend)
            Price of coffee goes up because of lost production
            Suity01 buys supermarket own brand coffee
            Suity02 sends him back as she doesn't want cheap crap
            Suity01 buys a bottle of single malt whilst he's there
            Suity01 drinks single malt and falls asleep whilst in charge of Turkey on xmas day
            Burnt turkey

            It happens all the time.
            For that attention to detail I will give 10 marks. Go to the top of the class.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazon rainforest.

              Explain how this burns my turkey on Christmas Day.

              10 Marks.
              Marks? Thought they were in the Euro now.

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                #8
                Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Portly father of four burns a turkey in Luton on Christmas Day. Somewhere in the Channel Islands, an Investment Bank suffers a catastrophic IT failure. Coincidence or a common cause?


                    Ya swine.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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