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    A Claus Friday

    Taking the kids out to see Santa later.

    Ho ho ho.

    Have you all been good?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Taking the kids out to see Santa later.

    Ho ho ho.

    Have you all been good?
    Julian Assange defends release of Santa’s
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Taking the kids out to see Santa later.

      Ho ho ho.

      Have you all been good?
      Me, me, I have, I have...........

      I have tried to get my Mum to take me to three different Santa grottos in the past fortnight and she won't let me queue to sit on Santa's knee !

      Mind you, given the dirty looks the grottot "elves" were giving me, their obvious lack of a sense of humour convinces me I wouldn't of made it past them anyway !!!

      Packing up now to go home for the Xmas break : how much am I looking forward to pushing Mum's wheelchair round
      a) the shopping centre for her to finish her christmas shopping

      b) the push round the supermarket at the weekend ( she doesn't want me to do an on-line delivery)

      c) the Boxing day sales

      Still, im sure I was more of a nuisance as a young un than she is now so fair dos

      Hope they have a great time - Merry Xmas
      If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Taking the kids out to see Santa later.

        Ho ho ho.

        Have you all been good?
        Whose kids?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          MF near kids

          <suity in Old Greg mode>
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            I'm just surprised Operation Ore hasn't caught any Santas yet
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bellona View Post
              Me, me, I have, I have...........

              I have tried to get my Mum to take me to three different Santa grottos in the past fortnight and she won't let me queue to sit on Santa's knee !

              Mind you, given the dirty looks the grottot "elves" were giving me, their obvious lack of a sense of humour convinces me I wouldn't of made it past them anyway !!!

              Packing up now to go home for the Xmas break : how much am I looking forward to pushing Mum's wheelchair round
              a) the shopping centre for her to finish her christmas shopping

              b) the push round the supermarket at the weekend ( she doesn't want me to do an on-line delivery)

              c) the Boxing day sales

              Still, im sure I was more of a nuisance as a young un than she is now so fair dos

              Hope they have a great time - Merry Xmas
              We went to Harrods a few years ago (could be 4, could be 5). In the queue in front of us was a family, youngest child 27......

              They had all been going for 32 years and nothing was going to stop it.....

              Mind you the £240 of afternoon tea they bought immediately afterwards probably justified the embarrassment of the staff...
              Last edited by eek; 20 December 2013, 15:29.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #8
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                We went to Harrods a few years ago (could be 4, could be 5). In the queue in front of us was a family, youngest child 27......

                They had all been going for 32 years and nothing was going to stop it.....

                Mind you the £240 of afternoon tea they bought immediately afterwards probably justified the embarrassment of the staff...
                Aha ! Well I was gonna avoid Central London at the weekend but Harrods Santa wouldn't be too shoddy ! If I give it a go i'll post pics in new year ( what will happen now is I will get in then i'll be the one who loses my bottle )
                If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bellona View Post
                  Aha ! Well I was gonna avoid Central London at the weekend but Harrods Santa wouldn't be too shoddy ! If I give it a go i'll post pics in new year ( what will happen now is I will get in then i'll be the one who loses my bottle )
                  Don't forget, there are mikes and secret cameras everywhere you go in Harrods.

                  and Mohammed Fayed is reputed to sit in a room full of screens, stroking a white cat ..
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    and Mohammed Fayed is reputed to sit in a room full of screens, stroking a white cat ..
                    That sounds more like a "Grotty" than a "Grotto", better make sure I don't bimble in there by mistake
                    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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