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    And Finally

    Today’s Caption Competition.


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    Heathrow Airport Solves X-ray Machine Shortage.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      One sheep... two sheep... three sheep....

      by baaaaaaaaaa.com

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        #4
        BAA management suddenly realised they couldn't run an airport so they organised a game of sardines instead.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          It's OK, I don't think anyone's noticed I'm giving you a blowjob...

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            #6
            Quick snort all the coke!!!!
            Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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              #7
              ...54...55...56... "Have you hidden all the planes yet?" ...57...58...59...60

              "Coming to find the planes, ready or not!"

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                #8
                That bint what's in debt evicted me from her buy-to-let so that she can sell it without sitting tenants.

                I've nowhere else to go.

                Sob.
                Last edited by Sysman; 14 August 2006, 18:09.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #9
                  Woman gets bored at Heathrow, glues face to suitcase.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10


                    Bulgarian immigrants prove to be cheaper than sniffer dogs at Heathrow.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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