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A Merry Xmas & a Happy Noo Year to all.

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    A Merry Xmas & a Happy Noo Year to all.

    From your favourite Giant Alien Lizard.

    In other news, ZeitPater is in hospital with fractured bones in his face.

    Not allowed to blow his nose.

    Further news will no doubt follow in due course, once I get that BT modem thingie plugged in & windoze 95 up & running.

    #2
    Bugger, sorry to hear about the old lizard.

    (Tell him to have more water with it next time)

    Happy Christmas to you too, and hope he feels better soon.

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      #3
      Happy Christmas and New Year too you, Mr Lizard! Hope the Zeitpater gets better. Mine is in agony, on painkillers and has just been told he can't drink for two weeks...
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        Happy Christmas and New Year too you, Mr Lizard! Hope the Zeitpater gets better. Mine is in agony, on painkillers and has just been told he can't drink for two weeks...
        Not even a whisky wine gum?

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Not even a whisky wine gum?
          They're OK - mum tried it first and says they didn't taste of whisky so he ate one. There must be some alcohol in them. Perhaps I failed!

          In other news, I could be sleeping under my desk on my birthday - too windy for bike and surprise, surprise, no fecking trains!!!!
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            From your favourite Giant Alien Lizard.

            In other news, ZeitPater is in hospital with fractured bones in his face.

            Not allowed to blow his nose.

            Further news will no doubt follow in due course, once I get that BT modem thingie plugged in & windoze 95 up & running.
            Happy xmas and a merry new year
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              went to see him this afternoon & he seems to be improving somewhat.

              No details on when he'll come out of 'orspital though.

              Weirdly, there seem to be a lot of people I know visiting other patients in that ward.

              It's a bit disturbing.

              Shades of something funny going on.
              It's Wales Zeity.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Happy Christmas! Hope Zeitpater has a speedy recovery

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  From your favourite Giant Alien Lizard.

                  In other news, ZeitPater is in hospital with fractured bones in his face.

                  Not allowed to blow his nose. ..
                  Not surprised if that's what happens when he does.

                  What kind of hankie does he use? A large canvas one with rigging?
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