In the spirit of Christmas

[EternalOptimist]

A time of joy

also a time of forgiveness.

So let me be the one to extend a hand to Marillion Fan

and punch the fat **** in the gob

[MarillionFan]

A time of joy

also a time of forgiveness.

So let me be the one to extend a hand to Marillion Fan

and punch the fat **** in the gob

And let me offer the olive branch as well. In the same way as Turing has been offered absolution as a homosexual I would also like to retrospectively pardon Eternaloptimist for being a dull posting,tedious, thieving scouse fudge packer. You are forgiven.

[Old Greg]

And let me offer the olive branch as well. In the same way as Turing has been offered absolution as a homosexual I would also like to retrospectively pardon Eternaloptimist for being a dull posting,tedious, thieving scouse fudge packer. You are forgiven.

And let me be the first to say that at this time of year we should all try to show understanding for that fat nonce MF.

[EternalOptimist]

To be compared in the same sentence with Turing is, indeed , a festive honour.

I would like to return the compliment by offering some mistletoe so MF can engage with snogging miss piggys pigs bum-hole

[alluvial]

Well I would just like to say Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all.

[mudskipper]

Well I would just like to say Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all.

WHS.

[suityou01]

[To the tune of We wish you a Merry Christmas]

For MF,

We wish you some festive food poisoning,
We wish you some festive food poisoning,
We wish you some festive food poisoning,
And a weeping bum hole.

While you ensconse, with you and your nonce,
We wish you a raw nipsy,
And a crappy new year!