Yuletide marriage guidance

[mudskipper]

At this time of forced proximity to our nearest and dearest, here's a few hints and tips for you gentlemen.

1) Think about the ratio of positive to negative things you say to your partner

If all you've said over the last two days is:

You've loaded the dishwasher wrong
The brussel sprouts could have done with a bit longer
You've cross threaded the lid on the cranberry jelly
Did you have to put the sandwich toaster there?
You're treading mud into the carpet
Who finished the toilet paper and didn't bring a new one up?
You've put the butter back in the wrong place
You've tipped the Pringles sideways
Can you shut the door? You're always leaving it open


Don't be surprised if she doesn't fancy nookie tonight. (Or ever.)

[Cliphead]

Fly solo during the Christmas holidays, you know it makes sense.

[Old Greg]

At this time of forced proximity to our nearest and dearest, here's a few hints and tips for you gentlemen.

1) Think about the ratio of positive to negative things you say to your partner

If all you've said over the last two days is:

You've loaded the dishwasher wrong
The brussel sprouts could have done with a bit longer
You've cross threaded the lid on the cranberry jelly
Did you have to put the sandwich toaster there?
You're treading mud into the carpet
Who finished the toilet paper and didn't bring a new one up?
You've put the butter back in the wrong place
You've tipped the Pringles sideways
Can you shut the door? You're always leaving it open


Don't be surprised if she doesn't fancy nookie tonight. (Or ever.)

Has he signed that will yet?

[mudskipper]

Has he signed that will yet?

P'raps I should stick it in front of him.

[stek]

I've committed the cardinal sin of reheating her tea when it goes lukewarm in the micro (which she accepts) but using an old cracked scabby saucer to put the cup on (I don't know why I do this, but she hates me doing it) - forgot to take it out, now she's seen it and we have an 'atmos'....

She's gone bed early, and I'm on Facebook looking for old girlfriends just to cover my ass....

[Cliphead]

Friends with benefits, own space, no grief.

[Old Greg]

P'raps I should stick it in front of him.

Why is divorce so expensive?

[mudskipper]

Why is divorce so expensive?

I've put up with him for 23 and a bit years - I'm holding out for my long service award.

[mudskipper]

Look on the bright side, you could be me.

[AtW]

Why is divorce so expensive?

Turns out that greed is not good afterall...