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WFH loneliness solved - Coffitivity

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    WFH loneliness solved - Coffitivity

    Coffitivity - Increase Your Creativity!

    Simple and fun...my WFH office has a buzz to it now

    #2
    Originally posted by Damon View Post
    Coffitivity - Increase Your Creativity!

    Simple and fun...my WFH office has a buzz to it now
    What exactly do you get? The sound of a bunch of braying Islington luvvies? Thats what most woffee shoos sound like to me!

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      #3
      SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO WORK!!!!
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        This is an ill omen.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          This is an ill omen.
          Did it catch pneumonia from suity?

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            #6
            I don't get it. Why would the sounds of other people not doing any work, make me want to work?



            Perhaps it is for Mac owners who haven't got a Starbucks nearby?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Damon View Post
              Coffitivity - Increase Your Creativity!

              Simple and fun...my WFH office has a buzz to it now
              It's not realistic enough - I want the noise of aggressively chomping crisps and whotsits right next to my ear, the sound of someone with headphones on breathing loudly like a stalker, the sound of a hen-pecked husband saying meek platitudes to his wife on the phone, the sound of a fat bastard farting constantly through his oversized buttock trumpets.

              Once you've got that on an app, then I think it's realistic.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
                I don't get it. Why would the sounds of other people not doing any work, make me want to work?



                Perhaps it is for Mac owners who haven't got a Starbucks nearby?
                Yep, that'll be me

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Damon View Post
                  Yep, that'll be me

                  Bloody hell, that's a small garden!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                    Bloody hell, that's a small garden!
                    It's to match the small keyboard.

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