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    Advice needed - Hog-Roast

    I have been tasked with providing the hog roast for my neices wedding, next july

    Ideally, I will do it myself from start to finish. Does anyone have any advice or experience of doing this type of thing ?




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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I have been tasked with providing the hog roast for my neices wedding, next july

    Ideally, I will do it myself from start to finish. Does anyone have any advice or experience of doing this type of thing ?




    Yes. Hire someone to do it, a professional hog roast is fantastic and not that expensive. What on earth makes you think you can do a hog roast? You could land up food poisoning the entire wedding.
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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Yes. Hire someone to do it, a professional hog roast is fantastic and not that expensive. What on earth makes you think you can do a hog roast? You could land up food poisoning the entire wedding.
      That's a fair point. EO - you'd need to practice first. Do you know a few dozen gluttons who might like to stand round telling you how to do it right and then hoover up the end produce? Not sure where you'd start looking...

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        #4
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        Not sure where you'd start looking...
        er.... here.

        it's always a good place to start. I have found over the years that there is someone here who has done everything
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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          er.... here.

          it's always a good place to start. I have found over the years that there is someone here who has done everything
          Most of the time they just Google it and pretend they've done it

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Most of the time they just Google it and pretend they've done it
            Sssh don't tell everyone that. Anyway we now call it ensuring we follow best practice
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #7
              Why not add a little magic to the party by actually slaughtering the hogs in front of everybody? A little biology never hurt anyone.
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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Most of the time they just Google it and pretend they've done it
                There is no way MF could have googled how many of those 'things' could be inserted in the human rectum. Even hardcore chugging sites wont discuss it openly
                I reckon he did it
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Why not add a little magic to the party by actually slaughtering the hogs in front of everybody? A little biology never hurt anyone.
                  Remember to catch the blood in a bucket so you can teach the kids how to make black pudding!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Remember to catch the blood in a bucket so you can teach the kids how to make black pudding!
                    Oh thanks NickFitz - now I'm hungry!

                    Mmmmm, black pudding.....
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