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Buses. I don't like 'em.

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    Buses. I don't like 'em.

    I am not a fan of buses for a number of reasons. Mainly because I am borderline claustrophobic and I don't like things I can't get out of when I want to. Of course, back in the days when common sense prevailed you could more or less hop on and off at will. Not so anymore. A few months ago I was on a very crowded bus in Swindon that was stuck in a jam on the way into the bus station where I was to get off. We were crammed in cheek by Jowel and I suddenly started feeling very nauseous and my head started spinning. I really wanted off. Would the driver let me off? No. Health and Safety, more than my job's worth guvnor etc. so I smashed the emergency glass panel and hit the emergency door release switch, leapt off and legged it without looking back. I was lucky not to have been caught but I avoided using the bus after that.

    Anyhow, the real rant about buses was brought on because it took me 45 minutes to get into Shirley last night. I was only coming from Behind the Walls. The reason? You guessed it - buses. Stopping every 20 yards to discorge their passengers and holding us all up while the innumerate driver struggled to take his fares.

    And I thought to myself why not bring back conductors? And why not bring back the buses with open decks so that you can hop off and on at will? Wouldn't it help to get the traffic moving?
    Last edited by Gittins Gal; 7 January 2014, 14:36.

    #2
    They stop every 20yards but you won't use them because you can't get off?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Get a cheap run about, buses are for the last resort of the old and the poor
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        Get a cheap run about, buses are for the last resort of the old and the poor
        My nephew calls them "loser cruisers"

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          #5
          The inbetweeners Bus ******* - YouTube

          (NSWF)
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
            I am not a fan of buses for a number of reasons. Blither Blather Blother Wouldn't it help to get the traffic moving?
            You also do not exist.

            Move along please

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              #7
              Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
              ... it took me 45 minutes to get into Shirley last night.
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              They stop every 20yards but you won't use them because you can't get off?
              It seems GG did get off eventually but not before Shirley made it last 45 minutes.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
                .......because it took me 45 minutes to get into Shirley last night.
                Playing hard to get was she, nudge, nudge, wink, wink....?

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                  #9
                  Gentile Alert !!
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    You also do not exist.

                    Move along please
                    Believe me I do exist, my dear.

                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    It seems GG did get off eventually but not before Shirley made it last 45 minutes.
                    But that's funny

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