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    Man flu

    Sniffle, sniffle. I never get sick.Early to bed with a whisky and hot bottle for me. Flight in the morning and feeling all weak & puffy. I didn't realise you could catch Suityitis.

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    You just ate one too many pies fatty.

    Mods - please move this drivel to LR where it belongs.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      You just ate one too many pies fatty.

      Mods - please move this drivel to LR where it belongs.
      Calling yourself drivel now are we? DrivelPad. I like it.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Sniffle, sniffle. I never get sick.Early to bed with a whisky and hot bottle for me. Flight in the morning and feeling all weak & puffy. I didn't realise you could catch Suityitis.

        More whining? FFS Man up you stain.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          More whining? FFS Man up you stain.
          what Suity said, but I thought he was the OP at first.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            There is only one thing worse than Man Flu and that is Contractor Flu....that actually prevents working and invoicing!

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              #7
              If you really had 'flu you wouldn't be posting.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                If you really had 'flu you wouldn't be posting.
                Good point. I think it could be the Black Death.
                I feel weak as a kitten.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  I think permiedom's made him soft.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Sniffle, sniffle. I never get sick.Early to bed with a whisky and hot bottle for me. Flight in the morning and feeling all weak & puffy. I didn't realise you could catch Suityitis.

                    Only through prolonged and violent exchange of bodily fluids.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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