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Fit as a fiddle, hale and hearty

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    Fit as a fiddle, hale and hearty

    Nothing wrong with me. Just done a day's graft, then SY02 informs me there's quite a bad leaking pipe in the bathroom. So I gets out my big wrench and fixes it. Replaces a section of pipe, cut off the olive, fitted a new compression joint.

    SY02 was very complimentary of me big wrench.

    Now going to service the boiler.

    Life is good.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    You actually enjoy it don't you?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Damon View Post
      You actually enjoy it don't you?
      Using me wrench, servicing the boiler or fitting a compression joint?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Don't forget to bleed the radiators while you're at it.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

          Now going to service the boiler.

          Life is good.
          Go for it my son...

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Actually not as much of me these days since taking up kettle bells. Weight dropping off.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Nothing wrong with me. Just done a day's graft, then SY02 informs me there's quite a bad leaking pipe in the bathroom. So I gets out my big wrench and fixes it. Replaces a section of pipe, cut off the olive, fitted a new compression joint.

              SY02 was very complimentary of me big wrench.

              Now going to service the boiler.

              Life is good.

              Hope you get rewarded with a BJ at least.
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Nothing wrong with me. Just done a day's graft, then SY02 informs me there's quite a bad leaking pipe in the bathroom.
                Missed the toilet again did you?

                Or maybe the leak was due to your bed wetting?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Missed the toilet again did you?

                  Or maybe the leak was due to your bed wetting?
                  **** you. He's well hard, you'd better watch it you skinny ****.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    **** you. He's well hard, you'd better watch it you skinny ****.
                    Ah, the final compliment. MF admiration. <preen>
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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