I had the unpleasant experience of having to attend a funeral in Scotland. The church was a dire place, the vicar looked like the love child of Uncle Fester and Lurch and the weather was awful.
The sheep got plenty of mentions and woe betide anyone that would dare challenge the authenticity of the resurrection.
One thing i do ask is could my relatives please check I am dead before the funeral. I would hate to live through it from inside a coffin.
At least the Irish manage to dispense some good old Black humour at their funerals
The sheep got plenty of mentions and woe betide anyone that would dare challenge the authenticity of the resurrection.
One thing i do ask is could my relatives please check I am dead before the funeral. I would hate to live through it from inside a coffin.
At least the Irish manage to dispense some good old Black humour at their funerals
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