Best news in The Sun as usual

[xoggoth]

Bit common to you posh CUKers, like, know wot I mean, but it's got yer real good stuff.

Rumpology that proves Kelly Brook has best bottom | The Sun |Woman

PS Not that I'd pay for it.
PPS A Sun subscription I mean

[BrilloPad]

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

[barrydidit]

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

Can't you ask your gardener what it says?

[eek]

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

Rumpology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Its from a press release from the original factory shop but I can't find it...

[Bunk]

Does anyone have a sun subscription so that we can see what the formula for the best bottom is?

And find out who has a sun subscription so they can be stoned.

If they have a Sun subscription they're probably already stoned

[Mich the Tester]

Bit common to you posh CUKers, like, know wot I mean, but it's got yer real good stuff.

Rumpology that proves Kelly Brook has best bottom | The Sun |Woman

PS Not that I'd pay for it.
PPS A Sun subscription I mean

I suggest you visit Colombia. It is paradise for the admirer of the female rear. Seriously.

[barrydidit]

My gardener reads the Morning Star.

The commie swine. You should make him dig holes and then fill them in again to teach him about the dangers of socialist thinking. That'll learn him. Or, sack him and employ one who can't read.

[SimonMac]

Rumpology or "Bottom Reading" is a pseudoscience akin to physiognomy, performed by examining crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of a person's buttocks

I would happily inspect Ms Brook's crevices, warts and all!